Iraanse moppen over turken joke irani tork

iraanse moppen over iraanse turken funny grappig

joke irani persian az torkha

torke dashte rad mishode, mibine yek nafar tasadof karde.
az yeki miporse: chi shode?
behesh migan: hichi baba, guzpich shode…
chand lahze bad yeki az torke miporse: chi shode?
torke mige: nemidunam. guzpich shode, pichguz shode, pichide guzide, guzide pichide, pich did guzid, guz did pichid, pichesh guzide, guzesh pichide, tu pich guzide, tu guz pichide, … bishtar nakhun, khodetam guzpish mishi!




torke va mive… 

be torke migan: 3 ta mive nam bebar ke avaleshun “S” dashte bashe…
torke mige: sib, sir, sahar.
behesh migan: sahar ke mive nist!?
torke mige: nemiduni sahar che houlouiye!


   

torke mire jebhe… 

torke mire jebhe, kamar be paeenesh ghat mishe…
behesh migan: alan che ehsasi dari?
mige: ehsas mikonam ta kamar be paeen to beheshtam!



torke depress… 

torke kheili halesh gerefte bud, miporsan: chi shode?
mige: az shenidan e torke khar khaste shodam…
behesh migan: khob, age yek bar dige be donya miyumadi chi dust dashti beshi?
fekr mikone, mige: torke olagh!






dust dashtane torke… 

az torke miporsan: mamaneto bishtar dust dari ya babato?
Mige: mamaneto!






torke mire tunes… 

torke mikhast bere tunes, natunest. vali belakhare tunest!
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bad mikhast bargarde az tunes, amma dige natunest!



1 soal az torke… 

ye farse az ye torke miporse: khar dadashe toe? torke mige: are dadash, harfie?





  
torke mire madan… 

torke mire madan, baghiyash bashe badan.






jomlei az ali daei… 

ye ruz be ali daei migan: ba “vakilam” jomle besaz. mige:
yek luz chayi mikholdim likht ruye kileman, va kileman shukht.




carwash… 

torke mire carwash amma mashinesho nemibare. behesh migan: chera mashineto nayawordi? mige: rah nazdik bud, piyade umadam.