Iraanse moppen Esfahani Jokes Persian Jok Esfehani

Iranian Persian moppen jokes farsi perzish bahal esfahani - abadani

Rodkhoneh

Be esfehanie migan chera to rodkhoneh neshasti?

Mige mikham dar jarian basham.

Tak Zang

Esfahanie khoonash atish migire ye tak zang mizane atish neshani...

Hame Kojan?

Esfahanie dame marg:

Ahmed kojast?

-Inja baba

Ali kojast?

-Injam baba

Pes hame ke injan chera koolere on otagh roshane!!

Mosafer

Esfehanie too mosabegheye mashin roony sherkat mikone, vasate rah mosafer mizane

Tokhme morgh

Ye rooz sobh esfehoonie ba zanesh az khab pa mishano esfehoonie mige: Khob eyal ta to vasi sobhane do ta tohkmi morgh dores koni, manam beram poshti boom bebinam in anten chichi shes.

Esfehoonie mire balaye poshte boom va mashghoole var raftan ba anten yeho pash liz mikhore part mishe payeen, too rah ke dashte mioftade payeen dame panjere ashpazkhoonashoon ke mirese dad mizane : Yeki bepez!! Yeki bepez!!

Malake

Ye ghazvini va esfahani shab mast kardan, gereftan bordaneshoon kalantari,

police az ghazviniye porsid ki hasti? ghazviniye goft padeshahe Ghazvin.

Police goft in khayli maste, zendanesh konid.

Az esfahniye porsid to ki hasti? esfahaniye goft padeshahe Esfahan.

Police goft inam khayli maste, zendanesh khonid.

Farda sobh dobare hardoshoono avordan va police dobare az ghazviniye: ki hasti?

dobare goft padeshah Ghazvin. Az esfahaniye porsid to ki hasti?

goft: "Vala ta dishab padeshah Esfahan vali az dishab ta hala Malake Ghazvin."

Joke abadani farsia irani bahal




Bare Aval
Yek Abadani va yek Tehrani ro khastan edam konand. Tehranie istade bud va milerzid, Abadanie bargasht va behesh goft, cheteh koka mage bare avalete?





Shekanjeh
Ye rooz mikhan ye abadanio shekanjeh bedan, dasto pasho mibandan barash ahange bandari mizaran.





Dooste Jadid
Ye abadanie ba doostash sohbat mikarde ke yeki az doostaye jadidesh az rah mirese.
Baraye moarefi kardane una behamdige mige : " Bacheha'KA'(my new friend), KA' bacheha.





Zang Bezan!
Ye rooz Jasem mire dame khooneye Abood ro mizane mibine ke kasi dar ro baaz nemikonam, hey chand baare dige dar mizane mibine ke khabari nist.
Baad ye Abadani e onja neshaste boode mige volek ZANG BEZAN, hatman dareshoon kharabe!






Esarat
Ye rooz ye abadani az esarat azad mishe, bahash mosahebe mikonan
mige in namard araqihaa ham shekanjeye roohi mikardan ham shekanjeye
jesmi... khabar negar miporse mishe yek meghdaari rajebe shekanjeyeye
roohi bishtar toozih bedid... mige volek, eynake Ray Ban adamo migereftan
joloye cheshe adam paa mizashtan roosh va khordesh mikardand!






Lahje
Be ye abadaniye migan bacheye kojayi?
Mige: Volek az lahjom nemifahmi mo beche tehroonom?





Good Looks Kill...

Yek abadanie too biyaboon gom mishe o dashte az teshnegi mimorde hamash migofte aaaaab aaaaabbbbb, bade modati ye cheshme aab peyda mikone dastasho mizane too aaab, mikeshe be mohash mige akheish volak rahat shodam, tippe moham kharab shode bod dashtam mimordam!