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Shog Kard...

Ye ruz ghazvinie mire namaz jamat az shogesh gash mikone.

Jennifer Lopez

Yerooz ghazvineye Jennifer Lopez ro mibineh behesh mige to be in khoshgeli basan be in ghashangi, heyf nist namaz nemikhoni?

Ezrail

Qazviniye dashte mimorde Ezrail behesh mige vasiyat nadari?

Mige chera dola sho az zire farsh bardar.

Gol Bechin

Dar qazvin arusi bud.

Molla goft:"Arus khanum vakiland?

Yek nafar javab dad:"Arus rafte gol bechine.

Bad hameye qazvinia doidan be tarafe bakhche!

Mehmunie Ghazvinia

Miduni to Ghazvin chetori be mehmuna sham midan?

Sandali michinand, vali be jaye miz sofre mindazand!

Taleh

Ye sarhange mire padeghan,mibine hame lokht rah miran, miporse : inja che khabare?

Migan: Ye sarbaze ghazvini farar karde, vasash tale gozashtim!

Hamoom

Yek ruz 5ta ghazvini miran hamoom 1...2....3 saat migzare, hamoomie shak mikone, mire to hamoom mibine sabooneshoon oftade ro zamin kasi jorat nadare baresh dare!

Malake

Ye ghazvini va esfahani shab mast kardan, gereftan bordaneshoon kalantari,

police az ghazviniye porsid ki hasti? ghazviniye goft padeshahe Ghazvin.

Police goft in khayli maste, zendanesh konid.

Az esfahniye porsid to ki hasti? esfahaniye goft padeshahe Esfahan.

Police goft inam khayli maste, zendanesh khonid.

Farda sobh dobare hardoshoono avordan va police dobare az ghazviniye: ki hasti?

dobare goft padeshah Ghazvin. Az esfahaniye porsid to ki hasti?

goft: "Vala ta dishab padeshah Esfahan vali az dishab ta hala Malake Ghazvin."

Zange Dar

Ghazvinie zange dare khonash ro kenare pashneye dar nasb mikone, balash ham minevise:

Madyoonni age ba pat zang bezani!

Baradarzan

Be qazvinie migan chera ta hala ezdevaj nakardi ?

Mige akhe baradar zane delkhahamo entekhab nakardam!

Don't Give A Promise You Can't Hold

Too oon donya ye tehrani, ye esfehani va ye ghazvini eltemas mikonan ke ye forsate dige beheshoon bedan, bad az kolli eltemas, khoda beheshoon mige agar gonah konid tabdil be sang mishid!

Miyan in donya, hamintor dashtan miraftan ke tehraniye ye dokhtar mibine miyofte donbalesh, hamoon ja sang mishe.

Esfehaniye mibine ye 1000 tomani oftade zamin, dolla mishe bardare, ghazviniye behesh mige khoda la’natet kone, ham khodeto badbakht kardi ham mano!

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Bare Aval
Yek Abadani va yek Tehrani ro khastan edam konand. Tehranie istade bud va milerzid, Abadanie bargasht va behesh goft, cheteh koka mage bare avalete?





Doozdi
Yek roz yek torke va yek tehrani miran dozdi. Toye khone bodan ke yekdafe police miad va yeki az anha mige: Ist korekhar!

Bad torke mige: Mano shenakhtan, to darro!




Doosti
Toye jonube tehran, ye piremarde har rooz joloye dare zendan ye latra mibine ke dota cigar mikeshe.
Yek rooz az late miporse:
-Baraye chi hamishe dota cigar mikeshi?
-Dadaash midooni, in yeki barye mane va in yeki baraye doostame ke too zendane.

Bad az chand vagt piremarde mibine ke hamoon late faghat yek cigar mikeshe.
Az late miporse:
-Chi shode? Doostet morde ke to faghad yek cigar mikeshi?

-Na Baba, in yeki baraye doostame, khodam cigarro tark kardam!