Iraanse moppen rashtie Iranian Persian jokes Rasht khandedar jadid

zendegi pas az marg… 

az rashtie miporsand: shoma be zendegi pas az marg eteghad darid? goft: 100%. man khodam 2 sal bad az marge pedaram be donya umadam!

zayemane zane rashtie… 

rashtie kharje zayemane zanesh ziad mishe, tu mahal dad mizane: namarda beyaeid dongetuno bedid!

hamsayeye rashtie… 

zane rashtie be shoharesh goft: vaghti nisti in ghazvinie hamsayamun mano mikone. shoharesh mige: velesh kon baba. in divune ast, vaghti to ham nisti mano mikone!

tugushi… 

ye zarbolmasale rashti mige: residi khune bezan tu gushe zanet! to nemiduni baraye chi zadi, vali un midune baraye chi khorde!

ghayegh savari dar kavir… 

ye rashtie mire kavir ghayegh savari, unja ye torke ra mibine ke dare mahigiri mikone.

zane rashtie… 

rashtie az zanesh miporse: dust dashti ke mard budi?

zanesh dar javab mige: na, man dust dashtam ke to mard budi!

  

zane rashtie… 

rashtie be zanesh mige: khanum, khoda vakili ta hala chand nafar kenaret khabidan?

zanesh mige: be khoda faghat to khabidi, baghie ta sobh bidaran!

vasiate rashtie… 

rashtie ghabl az margesh be zanesh mige: age to bad az man ba kesi sex dashte bashi, tane man tu ghabr milarze;

1 sale bad tu un donya hame behesh migan “asghar vibre”!

rashtie va aids… 

ye ruz ye pesar rashtie mire be babash mige: baba man mikham beram be tehran.

babash mige: na, to ejaze nadari beri be tehran.

pesaresh mige: ey baba akhe baraye chi nemitunam beram be tehran?

babash mige: akhe age to beri be tehran aids migiri, age to aids begiri kolfatemun aids migire, age kolfatemun aids begire man aids migiram, age man aids begiram madaret aids migire va agar madaret aids begire tamam shahr aids migirand!

rashtie va zanesh… 

ye rashtie migire zanesho hesabi mizane. police miad uno be jorme tajavoz va dast derazi be amvale umumi migire!