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torke va pulesh…
torke 200 tomanish miofte tu toilet. ye 1000 tomanie digeh mindaze un tu bad dastesho mikone dareshun miareh. azash miporsan: chera inkaro kardi? migeh: mikhastam ke arzeshesho dashteh bashe!
namaze jamaat…
lore be torke mige: bia berim namaze jamaat, be har nafar 1000 tuman pul midan! torke mige: age nadadan chi? lore javab mide: miguzim batel beshe!
eteraze torke…
torke mire joloye azmayeshgah dad mizane mige: chera javabe khune shohada ro nemidid?
moama baraye torke…
be torke alamate taajob “!” ro neshun midand, miporsand: in alamat yani che? javab mide: yani shashidan mamnu, hata 1 ghatre!
soghute havapeyma dar ardebil…
yek havapeyma ba 140 nafar sarneshin dar yek ghabrestan dar ardebil soghot mikonad. ghabele tavajoh ast ke ta behal shahrvandane ardebili 1500 ta jenaze dar avardand. va shomare jenazeha hamchenan edame darad…
benzin zadane torke…
torke mire pomp benzin, benzin bezane. yaru azash miporse: mamuli bezanam ya super? torke mige: felan mamuli bezan, zan o bache tu mashin neshaste!
torke va dust2khtaresh…
torke be dust2khtaresh mige: miay khunamun? 2khtare mige: na, mitarsam! torke mige: tars nadare ke, ye nim saati baham harf mizanim bad shalvareto mipooshi miri.
gozaresh ba torke…
az torke miporsand: chera mahalatun asfalt nashode?
mige: besmelaherahmane rahim, ba salam khedmate shoma va binandegane aziz va hamchenin personele mohtarame shahrdary va maghame moazame rahbari va khanevadeye mohtarame shohadae 8 sal defae moghadas, janbazan, malulin va isargaran. man bache in mahal nistam!
zarf shostane torka…
zane torke dashte zarf mishoste va boshghaba ro ba kunesh khoshk mikarde; torke mibine mige: livan ha ro ham bede man khoshk konam!
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